December 15, 2008

Deadliest Popcorn Bag on the Planet?

I was shocked to unfold the above-pictured microwave popcorn package and read Step 2: "Stay By Microwave & Listen," accompanied by a drawing of a woman seemingly standing with her ear up to the door of her microwave oven. Is this the last company left on the planet that receives no advice from lawyers or insurance companies? I think they left out the steps which state: "Hold cell phone up to other ear to maximize risk of brain cancer" and: "While eating popcorn, sit as close to television as possible."

Labels: ,


At 11:43 AM, Blogger globalchameleon said...

They also left out the picture with the person opening the hot, steaming bag perilously next to his/her face

Pop with care, people, pop with care

At 6:50 PM, Blogger Barbara said...

Does this stuff contain palm oil? It can't be good for you.


Post a Comment

<< Home