July 30, 2006

Ann Coulter is the New Phyllis Diller



Ann Coulter is our generation's Phyllis Diller. Consider the following:

1. Both Ann Coulter and Phyllis Diller are skinny.

2. Both Ann Coulter and Phyllis Diller have fake blonde hair.

3. Both Ann Coulter and Phyllis Diller repeatedly get invited on television talk shows, not because they have anything substantive to say, but because of their outrageously quippy way of saying it.

4. Phyllis Diller had a husband named Fang.
Ann Coulter has fangs, at least of the literary variety.

5. Both Ann Coulter and Phyllis Diller have become parodies of themselves.

6. Ann Coulter is to serious political debate as Phyllis Diller is to ... serious political debate.

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