Unintentional Supermarket Double Entendre of the Day
Today in the supermarket, I saw a tall, beautiful Asian woman in blue surgical scrubs. As I walked by her, she was kneeling to inspect items on the bottom shelf. Her hand-carry basket was on the floor and was overflowing. Especially vulnerable was a carton of eggs that teetered over the top. It looked like it might fall at any second.
I wanted to say, "watch those eggs, they're about to drop." But I felt that she might take it the wrong way.